From the archiveNO. 007

The Argument

VUMPIRE 007: The Argument. Four-panel comic. A complete transcript follows below.
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Panel 1: At a night game, a manager screams in Sam's face; no dialogue is printed. Panel 2: Sam's eyes shine faintly and the manager goes dreamy. Manager: ‘...and... another... thing...’ Panel 3: Sam closes his eyes and turns away. The manager resumes shouting: ‘...AND YOU’RE BLIND!’ Panel 4: The manager stomps away. Sam folds his arms, calm: ‘Noted.’

An ordinary guy. Mostly.

Sam calls the game. The rest of his life is harder to explain.

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