From the archiveNO. 025

Teach Me

VUMPIRE 025: Teach Me. Four-panel comic. A complete transcript follows below.
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Panel 1. Inside the TV production truck, a camera operator points at a wall of monitors. Every angle shows the catcher, batter and field sharply, but the plate umpire is a dark smear behind the catcher. Camera operator: “It’s on every camera.”

Panel 2. After the game, Lucas Knox catches up with Sam in the ballpark parking lot as Sam walks toward his car carrying his wire mask. Knox: “Teach me.”

Panel 3. Sam keeps walking while Knox follows. Sam: “No.” Knox: “Name your price.”

Panel 4. At his car, Sam unlocks the driver-side door and glances back at Knox. Sam: “I’ve been rich three times.”

An ordinary guy. Mostly.

Sam calls the game. The rest of his life is harder to explain.

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