From the archiveNO. 034

Rules Quiz

VUMPIRE 034: Rules Quiz. Four-panel comic. A complete transcript follows below.
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Panel 1. In the umpires’ room before a game, Jeff quizzes the crew while they dress and prepare their gear. Jeff: “Fair ball bounces over the fence. What’ve you got?”

Panel 2. Tyler answers immediately while Jeff approves. Tyler: “Ground-rule double.” Jeff: “Good.”

Panel 3. Sam laces a black umpire shoe without looking up while Jeff turns toward him. Sam: “Used to be a home run.” Jeff: “Used to be when?”

Panel 4. Sam keeps lacing the same shoe while Jeff keeps looking at him. Sam: “Till 1931. I read a lot.”

An ordinary guy. Mostly.

Sam calls the game. The rest of his life is harder to explain.

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